Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Alan's Little Life Maxims: #15

There's always a quarter inch of milk left in the gallon on Sunday mornings.

4 comments:

CJ said...

There's always a 1/4" of milk left when I finally wants some milk. Not just on Sundays, pretty much anytime.

Anna Macfarlane said...

please

LuckyMatt said...

Alan, I hear you. I have severe dairy anxiety. My worst nightmare is waking up Sunday to empty milk jugs and empty cheese bags in the fridge. What is one to do? No take-out. No pizza delivery. No trips to the store. This anxiety leads me to overcompensate when I go to the store. You can read more about it here, in arguably my most bizzare Wife Rule: http://mywiferules.blogspot.com/2008/05/wife-rule-44-shes-perfect-for-cheesy.html

Helen Macfarlane said...

Kohlers is hoppin' on Saturday nights. Learn from your bad experiences and join the party!